I am a black velvet huntress with a love of citrus fruit. I like taking long walks on the beach, hiding bones in the couch, and sniffing the cats butt. I am athletic with perfect curves and bright blue eyes. I am single but come with baggage, his name is Luke. Luke is white lightning in the dog park, and for the most part I adore him as long as he remembers his place, below me. I have no bad habits to speak of and gave up eating poop long ago, although a good cooter licking never hurt anyone. The human sitting in the chair beside me thinks there needs to be another blog about dogs (insert eye roll here) but I support her, because she is my heart and I am hers. I am sure Luke feels the same. So I bet there will be some time spent keeping her feet warm while she "blogs" (whatever that means). As long as there's a good walk involved in the deal I am all for it. Thanks for reading and go lick someone you love, it's so worth it.
Yours in dogidarity,
Sammi Davis Jr. Jr.
(that's right I'm a bitch and don't you forget it)
& Cool Hand Luke (the ghost dog writer).
